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Now You Know UMITCD PRESS INTIftMATIONAl three longest underwatei vehicular tunnels in America in New York City. They the Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel 1,117 feet; the Holland Tunnel 8,557 feet; and tht Lincoln Tunnel, 8,216 feet. MOUTH INJURED Gina Giansanti, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Gerald Gian santi, Annville, fell at home Monday.

She was treated a Good Samaritan Hospital for i mouth injury. Thf Old Tunnel Inn 2W1 Lehmai Street Tomorrow Night 60-60 SHERR! II To 2 P.M. THE IMPACTS Clams Nightly DERACO'S 7th St. and Forneydale Rd. TONIGHT There's No One Like GO-GO JONI DAILY SPECIAL STEAMED SHRIMP All You Can Eat 4th Ave.

Cafe 4th Art. E. Cumberland St. Formerly Pushnik'i Gin Mill TONIGHT'S SPECIAL Steamed Clams Wedmtdey Luncheon MEAT LOAF Itrvinj A.M. to 2 A.M.

Hi. Trail Inn Route 501 WED. NIGHT HOMEMADE POT PIE 'I'" 0 1.00 Snirz and Knepp Baked Chicken Corn Pii With Lebanon County Potato Filling and All tht Trimmings Variety of Othtr Flatten Pushnik's Lounge 1352 Cumberland St. All This Week Tiddy Rich And Richnum Featuring Miu t. 1.

Plus Miss Sherrl A Go-Go ONE NITE ONLY Tomorrow Night COUNT I very Tuei. thru Frl. Steak Bakt $1.99 lowers at the "Rathskeller" Now Open Watch Fir Grand Opening itt Daily NEWS COMMUNITY CONCERT GROUP John Udry (left), New York representative of the Continental Concert Service, handling concerts for the local organization this year, speaks with Elmer Tittle (center), membership chairman, and W. Merl Freeland, president of the Lebanon Community Concert Association. The concert series will open on October 28 with Stecher and Horowitz, duo pianists, and will feature the Cologne Chamber Orchestra and the Norman Luboff Choir later in th 1968-1969 season.

Loser's Music Store is headquarters for the week-long concert series membership drive which got underway Monday evening with a kickoff dinner at the Green Terrace. Co. Association Launches Concert Season Campaign The Lebanon County Community Concert Association held a kick off dinner Monday evening at the Green Terrace, officially launching the week-long membership drive for the 35th annual concert series here. Lebanon Valley College students provided entertainment. Introduced by Frank Stachow, the student musicians were Da- Ivid Niethamer, clarinet soloist, and Bruce Williams, pianist.

Miss Judy Forker sang four selections, including a Robert Browning poem set to music; "My- Ship" from "Lady in the Dark," "Summertime" from "Porgy and Bess," and "Can't Help Lovin' That Man" from "Show Boat." Merl Freeland, president of the association, had charge of the meeting. Mayor Worrilow brought greetings from the community and extended good wishes for the success of the drive. John Udry, New York representative of the Continental Concert Service, the organization providing the local concerts this year, spoke to the group. He encouraged the membership drive workers to enroll as many persons as possible in the concert series, for "you are offering something marvelous to this community." The three concerts offered this year have been enthusiastically received throughout the country. Opens Oct.

28 The series will open on October 28, 1968, with the appearance of Stecher and Horowitz, duo pianists. The Cologne Chamber Orchestra will perform on March 24,1969, and the Norman Luboff Choir will close the season with a performance on May 3, 1969. All concerts will be held in the Lebanon High School auditorium. Elmer Tittle, membership chairman, expressed the hope that 1,000 more memberships would be included this year, bringing the auditorium to sell-out capacity. To date, 275 members have been enrolled.

Headquarters for the drive is Loser's Music Store. Tickets are for adults and $3.50 for students. MEMOS OF A GIRL FRIDAY Mr. I wish you would drop your requests for The Wall Street Journal editors to print the name of the columnist (in their months ago expose "Ethics The "who was on a recently deceased N.Y. paper and still is on the payroll of a well-known distiller" People close to that paper's brass assure me they did not mean you.

Pretty unfair, I think, to the columnists who were on deceased N.Y. papers Just typed page No. 300 of your book. That makes about 90,000 words. The McCall's contract says you get your next check Aug.

1 when you submit the first 60,000. They plan running excerpts in the Fall. A policeman I know told me a cop" was by one of the most headlined Negro rabble- rousers in NYC recently but was not arrested (or hit back) because of orders not to make TREATED FOR BURNS Helen Schauer, 56, 1820 E. Mifflin was treated at Good Samaritan Hospital Monday for second degree burns of the left upper arm suffered when she spilled coffee on herself at work. I She is employed at the hospital.

WANTED TRAINEES Men and women ore urgently needed to train for IBM Computer Programming and Machino Training Persons selected will be trained In a program which need not Interfere with present job. If you qualify, training can bt financed. Write today. Please include home phone number and age. COLLEGE OF AUTOMATION Director of Admission lax W-214 News ALTER I JM She Hates His Greasy Kid Stuff By ELE and WALT DULANEY Dear Ele: I don't believe in girls making their boyfriends ever or anything like that.

But there's one thing I can't overlook about Dave. He wears his hair long (which is okay), but to keep it in place he uses this greasy stuff that gets on my dresses (which isn't okay). It's really awful to try to get out, and I want to get at the cause of the Dear Jan: Invest two dollars in one of the new men's hair spray preparations. Then present it with dialogue.similar to this: "Dave, your hair looks great but my dresses don't. That hair stuff stains.

I don't want to keep my distance from you; it's too nice being near. So how about giving this a try? A lot of athletes are plugging it on TV, and the odor's real masculine." If he doesn't go for your gift, he'll at least be cued in to look for some nongooey hair dressing. Lebanon, Tuesday, May 21, 1968 Page 15 Today In History Dear Walt: My sister is breaking her heart over a guy who's a real louse. She's never had a boyfriend before Ted and she's sure there's nobody like him in the world. Whatever he wants, she wants.

I'm sure they're having sex together and I'm scared stiff she'll get pregnant. My parents would never be able to accept that and her life would be ruined. I am not being overly dramatic. That's how they are. Under these circumstances, what should I do, talk with her about contraceptives, Can't Be Done by muggers on Phaggitt Street 'an incident" Also that dozens of new oops are "turning in their tins" (badges) after a few months because they cannot 'take" what their superiors say they must, etc.

Mrs. Barry Goldwater (at her husband's libel lawsuit) told me bis is my first time in courtroom" The newest mag in town is "American Labor." Your former chief at Mutual Network (handsome Robert Hurledgh) is editor-publisher. Mutual invites you to again be part of their team at the Conventions in Miami Beach and Chicago. The agency for your next tee- vee commercials (coast to coast) called. Want only your voice may not mention your name to keep listeners wondering if it is "yours or some mimic's did not mention (those I read) is that Columbia students who took What the papers over Pres.

Kirk's offices (and other offices) not only wrecked them but used the floors for a toilet They flung the excrement at cops below (No wonder billy-clubs were used) You are getting an invite to a party for Mrs. Senator RFK. I told the source you never go to politicians' loadzzzz. parties but thanks Beautiful story Joe Hayes told me at P.J. Clarke's the other sundown.

When a man informed Bishop Fulton J. Sheen, "I'm Jewish, you know," the popular padre said: "I am always happy to hear a person say he is Jewish, because my Lord was" Please put in the paper that the employes of United; Airlines donated a total (to date) of $24,072.85 to the Runyon Cancer Fund Dorothy Moore, the BAR- SIXTH and WILLOW STREETS LEBANON PA. TONIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT FEATURING The Techniques All Girl Band Fund's Beloved Veep, got a check for $40,000 from a late lady in Michigan. Howzat to start off your day with a song? Broadway's only open-all-night drug store (Whelan's at 47th next to the Palace Theater) has been closing at 1 a.m. The horrible beadniks that hang around that corner after midnight (according to police) cost the store over $600 a week None of my friends (men and women) walk the streets anymore after sundown.

The muggers andj other punx have invaded Park Avenue in the 70s. 1 I see by the papers that the police on the West Coast banned the tear gas used against rioters The 17th Precinct police helped a pedestrian who was attacked (and robbed) with "Mace" squirted other 10 p.m. How about the demonstrators who used it on cops in NYC recently? Previewers of "Anzio'V (a thriller) are aghast at its GI iingo. The rawest epithets heard in any film. Foul talk in American, Italo, German and British punctuate the dialog.

"Hair" which stars several men and girls in their birthday suits, is getting a big play from very young girls. Many of the quiclrit movie firms (subsidiaries of the major teevee networks) are jittery over the possibility that RFK will be next prer. They fear he will crack down on them as 'major monopolies" I enjoyed the screening of "Prudence and The Pill." Deborah Kerr David Niven supply the chemistry A soda at Schrafft's counter now costs 63 cents. A soda at Rumpelmayer's counter in The St. Moritz Hotel (which cost 52 cents a few months ago) now costs 74 cents Prob'ly to keep out the riffraff Then there's the shrimp cocktail at the Waldorf's Emphar Room only $3 plus tax.

A detective (one of many that investigated meat people months ago) told me he will.never again eat a hamburger or hot-dog The burgers at P.J. Clarke's, he added, arc made of the finest jeef From the papers: $20,000 jobs remain unfilled in Unable To Find Bathroom Peace For Twenty Years By HAL BOYLE NEW YORK (AP) My bathroom has many advantages. It cozy, well-heated, hac comfortable Mating and a ready reference library that will ait east measure up to that found in the average dentist's office. But for 20 years I have tried to find peace in that bathroom it limply can't be done. Every American boy is inspired by the fact he has a chance to grow up and become president of the United or at least earn enough money to have a bathroom of his very own.

This it unlikely, particularly in the case ot Sen. Robert F. Kennedy, who has an llth child on the way. If yearns for a bathroom of his own, he'd do better to forget the White House and set his sights on taking over the Pentagon. Whwfi I graduated to a two- bathroom apartment two dec ades ago, I patted the tiled walls in joy.

I thought that at least I had achieved one of my lifelong stall shower of my own, a place where I could and sit and brood and fill out my incomt tax returns undisturbed. It was to be my private ivory tower, my monk's cell, my hermitage, my retreat from the world that seems always too much with What a delusion! It started with a simple question from Frances, my wife: "You don't mind if I hang a few stockings to dry in your stall shower, do you?" N.Y. despite employed" 135,000 F-cawss! unit's soooo much easier to cash a welfare check than earn a paycheck Many of the freaks wearing those heavy necklaces (with medallions) are using them for black-jacks in muggings McNaught Syndicate (over 900 papers) is sending your press-pass. Getting it laminated. May I make you sick? One of the leaders of the Poor People's March (a big shot) did a stretch in prison for homosexual activities also did a bit in a Federal clink as a draft-dodger and was active in The Young Communist a But politicians praise him Because, I guess, it is election time.

You exposed this bum long ago. Your Girl Friday. Best-selling records of the week based on The Cash Box Magazine's nationwide survey: "Mrs. Robinson," Simon and! ftnd llttle eace Garfunkel. "Tighten Up," Bell "A Beautiful Morning," Young Rascals HERSHEY THCATRt TONIGHT GRAND SLAM Edward G.

Robinson Janet Leigh TECHNICOLOR Snow Timpi; 7:00 or try to scare him away? I want to do the right thing. 702. Dear 702: A scare won't work; they'll simply start playing hide- and-seek with you. Better get your sis and Ted together, and put it on the line. "I don't have any right to tell you two what to do, but I'm copping out if I don't ask you to be careful." Then watch bombing Ted.

The more you chop him, the more she'll cling to the guy. You'll just have to wait for the guy to show his true colors. WALT. Dear Ele and Walt: If you're eating at someone's home and the food doesn't suit, do you still have to clean your plate to be polite? Dear 15: Unless he has a food allergy limiting his selection, a guest is expected to sample each dish offered. But he does not have to clean his plate.

Only rude host would remark, "Don't you like your food?" ELE AND WALT. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS Today is Tuesday, May 21, the 142nd day of 1968. There are 224 days left in the year. Today's highlight in history: On this date in 1956, the first U.S. hydrogen bomb was exploded over Bikini atoll in the Pacific.

On this date in 1542, the Spanish explorer, Hernando De Solo, died while searching for gold and treasure along the Mississippi River. In 1868, rant was residency. In 1881, Clara Barton founded Dear Ele and Walt: If an ex- girlfriend is going to graduate and you want to spend $5 and get her something nonpersonal, what would that be? PFC. Dear Pfc: How about a phonograph album (nonromantic music), with a note reading "Music to gloat by!" Or send her a picture frame to hold that coveted diploma. She's bound to get a lot of graduation presents.

Maybe a box of thank you stationery might be well received. Or pick a travel book and put in a bookmark that reads, "It's a big, wide, wonderful world congratulations on getting parole! ELE AND WALT. Want help planning ahead? Ele and Walt Dulaney will send you their "Timetable Newsletter," suggesting a schedule for dating, going steady and growing up, if you'll send a dime and a stamped, self-addressed envelope to them In care of the Lebanon Dally News. No, of swered. course not," I an- I was like the kindly Arab who let the camel stick its nose into his tent to get warm and soon found himself crowded out by the animal.

My bathroom is now a forest of bottled lady lotions and dripping femifiine finery. It has become a laundry for Frances and our daughter, Tracy Ann. They wash their hair there, too, do their fingernails there, and use it as a conference room to cook up family plots against THURSDAY $1.00 Per Carload CHILLER OF THE YEAR FROZEN DEAD ALSO IN COLOR MONSTER OF THI YEAR IT me. Our cat, Lady Dottie, now also has her box in my bathroom. Where else? Believe me, friend, you may have had trouble in your life, but you don't know what trouble is until, on a harried Monday morning, you rush into a stall showever and stub your toe on a steel pan full of moist cat gravel.

Now, when someone knocks on my bathroom door, I never know whether it'll be a member of the family, a visiting Elk, the neighborhood scissors grinder, or a kid selling Girl Scout cookies. But whoever it is, each asks the same thing in a tone of complaint and accusation: "What are you doing in there?" What am I doing in there? I'm doing what those diplomats are doing in Paris. Just trying to "The Good, the Bad and the BLAIBERG ACTIVE CAPE TOWN, South Africa (UPI) Dr. Philip Blaiberg Ugly," Montenegro tossed a soccer ball around "Cowboys (o Girls," Intruders Monday, less than five months "Mony Mony," he was given a new heart James and Shondells Jin the world's first successful "Shoo Be Doo Be Doo heart transplant. Da Day," Wonder "Honey," Goldsboro "Unicorn," Irish Rovers "Do You Know the Way to San Warwick Sell It Through The NEWS QUICK "This is the finest morning of my life," said Blaiberg.

Blaiberg, 58, played with members of Capetown's rugby football team, the Lions. Blaiberg received the heart of a 24-year-old colored worker Jan. 2. Starts Friday For 5 Big Days 5 SAND PEBBLES IN COLOR STARRING STEVE MCQUEEN Lebanon Plaza LAST DAY Truman Capote's IN COLD BLOOD 'LEAVES ONE Written la ike ictew and dVtcied by Richard Brooks Positively no one under 16 admitted unless accompanied by i patent or MgjicbyQuincyJonet A Columbia Pictures Releow In Features Mon. Thru Fri.

6:45 9:00 P.M. Phone 273-8567 or 273-8568 FREE PARKING STARTS MAY 22 DR. ZHIVAGO Gen. Ulysses S. nominated for the the American Red Cross.

In 1927, Charles A. Lindbergh reached Paris after the firs! solo flight across the Atlantic. In 1942, during the Pacific war thousands of Japanese troopi landed at Foodiow, China. In 1948, President Harry S. Truman sent Congress a special message proposing statehood for Alaska.

Ten years persons were killed in, a train derailment near Bombay, India. Five years Gov. George C. Wallace voiced defiance when a federal court ordered the University of Alabama to admit two Negroes. One year Constantine of Greece announced birth of a son, Paul.

The U.S. Board of Education established on March 2, was 1867. 1,000,000 LAUGHS FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY STARTS TOMORROW Colonial ENDS TONIGHT FEATURE 7:10 9:10 "Guns For San Sebastian" Matinee 7:30 STARTING TOMORROW A woman's bold and beautiful adventeres in love! HRST A3? POPDLAE PRICES cfirecfc from its reserved seat engagement! TERENCESTAMP BETERMCH MANDATES "FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD Last Times Today "THE LONG DUEL Evening Shows 7:00 9:00 ACADEMY HELD OVER 5TH WEEK FROM THE COMPANY THAT GAVE YOU THE YEAR'S MOST TAIKED-ABOUT MOTION PICTURE, A WOMAN." "The eye-catcher is Uta Levka, the hip Carmen in modern undress. 'Carmen Baby', obviously is a film for a very special clientele-opera lovers, who want to see what they've been missing all these years, and voyeurs, who just want to see." -NEW YORK TIMES "Carmen herself, Uta Levka, plays the sexpot temptress for all she's worth-and that's quite something. She has a let's-have-fun look in her eyes that recalls Melina Mercouri in "Never on Sunday." With "La Dolce Vita" parties thrown in for good measure, the movie will give you your money's worth." POST RADLEY METZSER WtSENTS Motel female Animal! MSTM AN COLOR iriULTRASCOPE iVMjk AUDUSON FKUS This Is Strictly An Adult Film Please Do Not Bring Kids!.