The Sandusky Register from Sandusky, Ohio • Page 14

4 i hAOULPNY VOU LIKE SOMETHlNfl I CLSe 9HAMTOO? A5HAVE, MAYBE? ITS ON THE HOUSE TIME ME ME FOR hirtiNia I FEEL A6 IF mem Saturday, September 1, THE SANDUSKY REGISTER-STAR-NEWS A WILL NOT APPEAR HERE TODAY. THIS SPACE HAS BEEN BOUGHT COMMITTEE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS, FOR BULLHOOSE' 3ear Li'l Abner Do you the Republican and Democratic candidates? i Of courae you do! You don't want to he humiliated by being licked by Bullmooac in tha election. how to (pare them this eheme: I. If you are subnormal, have criminal tendencies, or are against progress, write me a letter ttfing you don't want for President, on the deep freese ticket. 1 will count these few miserable lettera, and deduct the paltry total from the mass.of fine, thinking Americana whe, 1 am sura, will express their preference for President in tha usual way---by not doing anything.

1 will than show the other two candidates the raeulta. Thay can than withdraw, and bitter humiliation on election Ljurt jtll this out and a end it on to General Built cum. 30U. Our Boarding House Major IfeSAD, WHILE ON VACATION) I WON CHECKS TROPHY F.ROM A GROUP OF INTER- RATIONAL AT OATMEAL CORNERS YOG SEE: "MAJOR AMOS fSARNABY HOOPLE, CHAMPION, WE'LL START A ROOM' EH? ONLY, PRIZE WE EVER: DISPLAYED WAS A VALE- PfcrNMANTT. OM A CANE 60Tj AT A WE HAD A PlCkS- 'AX HOOPLE SAID HE USED CLIM8- THE? MATTERHORN SCHWARTZ HOOKED IT TO DK3 UP HIS YARD AFTER "THAT A PHONY CHL STRIKE b's'wrJk M.

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Forum Baseball Scoreboard College Press College Press Friend Flicka Friend Flicka Lassie Lassie Sneak Preview Sneak Preview Lone Ranger Lone Ranger 4:00 Zoo Parade 4:15 Zoo Parade 4:30 Outlook 4:45 Outiook Going Places Going Places Going Places Going Places Face Nation Face Nation Sunday News Sunday News Face Nation Face Nation Judge Bean Judge Bean 8:00 Meet Press SMS Meet Press 9:30 Roy Rogers 5:45 Roy Rogers Kit Carson Kit Carson Kit Carson Kit Carson John Nesbitt John Nesbitt You Are There You Are There Secret Journal Secret Journal Crusaders Crusaders 6:00 Topper 6U5 Topper 6:30 Frontier £1:48 Frontier Range Rider Range Rider Film Festival Film Festival You Asked Star of Week You Asked Star of Week Private Secretary Liberace Private Secretary Liberace 7 Steve Allen 7:18 Steve Allen 7:30 Steve Alien Steve Film Festival Film Festival Film Festival Film Festival Ed Sullivan Ed Sullivan Ed Sullivan Ed Sullivan Ed Sullivan Ed Sullivan Ed Sullivan Ed Sullivan ftstQ Theater HIS Theater Theater Theater Mack Amateurs Mack Amateurs Mack Amateurs Mack Amateurs Theater Theater Hitchcock Hitchcock; Theater Theater. Private Secretary Private Secretary Intrigue Intrigue 11 Challenge Challenge Originals Originals sill Rauidltt Bill Handle What's My Line Hitcncock What's My Line Hitchcock 10:00 News 10:15 Theale 10:30 Theater 10:45 Theater Late Show Late Show Late Show Late Show News, Sports Shadow Theater Shadow Theater Shadow Theater Man Called Man Called (Jebelhart News Uebelhart News 11:00 Theater 11:15 Theater 11:30 World News 11:45 12:00 Late Show Late Show News, Sign-off Shadow Theater Shadow Theatei Shadow Theater Shadow Theater Sign Off Big Picture Big Picture People Funny People Funny Hilites, News Monday's Television (Subject to Change Without Notice) (All Times Eastern standard) (Color Shows la Black Type) CHANNEL 3 KYW-TV Cleveland 8:00 Surprise 8:15 Surprise 8:30 Surprise 8:45 Surprise CHANNEL 5 CHANNEL WEWS Cleveland WJW Cleveland Fun Farm Fun Farm Fun Farm Fun Farm Capt. Kangaroo Capt. Kangaroo Morn Drama Morn Drama CHANNEL 13 WSPD Toledo Cap. Kangaroo Cap Kangaroo Cap.

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Ernie Double Drama Playhouse Playhouse Music of Masters Alice Weston Alice Weston Art Linkletter Art Linkletter Hospitality Hospitality Hospitality Security Square 2:00 NBC Matinee 2:15 NBC Matinee 2:30 NBC Matinee 2:45 NBC Matinee Film Festival FilmFestlval Film Festival Film Festival Blackboard Blackboard Bob Crosby Bob Crosby Medicine Bob Crosby Bob Crosby Bob Crosby 3:00 Day's Queen 3:15 Day's Queen 3:30 Day's Queen 3:45 Romances Film Festival Film Festival Film Festival Film Festival Brighter Day Secret Storm Edge of Night Edge of Night Brighter Day Secret Storm Edge of Night Edge of Night 4:00 (Comedy Tim 4:15 Comedy Time 4:30 Mr.D.A. 4:45 Mr.D.A. Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Late Matinee Late Matinee Late Matinee Late Matinee House Party As World Turns As World Turns Fun Farm 5:00 Roy Rogers 5:15 Roy Rogers "530 Roy Rogers 5:45 Roy Rogers Bill Hickok Hickok News Weather Cartoons Sports Beauty Show Doug. Edwards Fun Farm Superman Superman Deadline UNFORTUNATELY. IT WAS MY NIGHT OFF.

BUT HE DIDN'T SEE ROHATCH WHILE- HE WAS CONFINED TO BED DURING THE TWO DAYS HIS TRIP WAS POSTPONED 'I SEE. THE CAR HAD BEEN TAKEN THAT NIGHT AND ABANP0NED NEAR THE THIEF WAS DID WR.ACRES EVER MENTION THAT HI5 DESCRIPTION HAPPENS I JOE NO. I'M SORRY HE'S NOT HERE TO TALK TO Y0UI SOMETHING HE READ IN TONIGHTS ftTEK DEEMED TO DISTURB HIM, AND HE LEFT HURRIEDLY I I 9M ay NEA Sarfiea, Inc. T.M. I OYV l'U.

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