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Page SA THE EAGLEBryan College Station Texas riday Jarfuary 27 1978 She produce what husband supply 1 pvad iraT JMnRS While'paying a dinner party Who prints this Ann Landers Anti smoking Art Buchwald THE TIME ki JI Korean Scandal in jam jazimja) 891 IV I eiwtiOlta 1814kiK 12 6 6 buys to Computerized suit service fits customers in minutes price Save 20 Today on television WARDS EVERYDAY 00 DoiHSticPut SAVE NOW AT WARDS SALE USE CHARG ALL 1 stop garden shop? Here IN 12: 1:00 823 5483 M( iMfGOAAfc MONTGOMERY aw The sex of the child is determined by the male Every normal chromosomal makeup is XX The normal male has i WiYNt EEDS Sulfate of Ammonia dreds of irate females who wanted to know if I had slept through my biology classes in high school A steaming Houston woman wrote you tell the wife to explain to her husband that she couldn't give him anything dif ferent from what he gave her nine months So now we've got that settled the XY combination Therefore when the chromosomes split and fertilization takes place the woman can contribute only an chromosome The man however can contribute either an or a I hope you will print this letter so can share it with her husband ditto all other women Special 12 6 6 puts ingredients iron and sulphur back into ininerally deplet ed lawns Ends yellow ing starts greening Reg low price TEXAS AVE AT VILLA MARIA RD a MOVIE 2 BARETTA NEWS MOVIE MOVIE DEAR ANN: The letter signed fpm that unhappy wife who said her husband would leave her and her baby in the hospital if she produce a boy asked you for something to on in her seventh month of pregnancy Please tell her to this on her husband Uncle Sam subsidizing the search if the tobacco in dustrybalks But Bourne has serious reservations about a Califano proposal to ban smoking on airliners Because lot of people still have severe anxiety wiuia a dinner VV1111C check at a very nice restaurant we saw a teenage girl (about 17 I would say) talking to the cashier Her back was facing us When she turned around we could read the message on her shirt: you rape me please keep this side I was shocked So were the other members of our relief in cigarettes he believes a ban would cause a dramatic increase in the consumption of alcohol aloft not sure a useful He also believes a ban would be unenforceable Bourne also has questions about a Califano Sale good Saturday only January 27 Super 12 6 6 plus ironand sulphur controls yellowing By ART BUCHWALD WASHINGTON tough to be a KGB agent in Washington DC mainly because the home office has no idea what talking about I happened to be outside a public telephone booth the other morning when I heard a Soviet secret agent make a person to person call to Moscow I know im polite to listen in when a secret agent is calling but I restrain myself is Vladimir speaking from Public Telephone Booth 223 Are you ready for my report? Good Big news in Washington this week George Allen coach of Washington Redskins football team has been fired What do you mean have I been drinking? Is true All business in Washington has stopped until President EdwardBennett Williams finds new coach No Anya Carter is still President of the United StatesWilliams is President of Redskins which most people in Washington think is more important job not making this up Anya All the newspapers have been full of Allen The TV stations have taken off regular programming to put on special stories about firing No one in Washing ton is working because all talking about Redskins I know it sounds insane but do you want my report or don't to me Anya out there who have only daughters and secretly feel they have failed their husbands and in laws Sign rae Williamsport Pennsylvania Dear Williamsport: I just check with Dr James Bowman University of Chicago Department of Genetics and he says you are right on lady I also heard from hun safer despite the certain knowledge that some will drive recklessly Bourne agrees with Califano that government should do more research on hazardous elements in tobacco and cigarette cmnkc and for things like safer with about and find Take your pick try it on It should fit But if alterations are needed like in the waist and pants they will be so minor they can be done in 15 or 20 minutes are in and out in 30 to 45 minutes and you get a suit cleaned in that said Silver berg there are measurements and alteration and then you would come back to see what it looks like It would take two or three weeks to get your suit You can't get say a 40Vi size and that may be your perfect fit but you can get the half sizes in centimeters and the way selling our clothes is the begin ning not the Silverberg said we are making metrics palatable to the customer most of whom are resisting the metric The finished product generally costs between $120 and $160 Silverberg said all measurements are kept in the computer memory and can be brought up to aid someone who is shopping for someone else Oct 21 run 3000 persons through our computers" said Silverberg of suits are up 20 percent and sales of pants have doubled We buy merchandise in cen timeter measurements in Europe and South America and now we have to convert them into inches The cost savings is passed on to customers from between $30 to $60 a suit main saving however comes in the time and time means big money to most of our said Silverberg nartv garbage anyway! Isnt it against the law? Are the teenagers in this country going to the dogs or have they already gone? Sick And Disgusted Dear and irst it fair to judge all teenagers by one dingbat who obviously has a warped sense of humor and no sense of decency MONDAY RIDAY 10 AM 9 PM SATURDAY 10 AM 7PM Mwf Program details and a key to cable television channels are in This Week in the Brazos Valley a magazine feature of the Sunday Eagle RIDAY JAN 27 UTS EVENING By CHARLES CHAM BERLAIN CHICAGO (AP) So you spilled spaghetti all over your suit during lunch and have an important appointment in an hour A computerized fast suit service will have you in new fitted quality duds in about 30 minutes Go to Bigsby Kruthers and tell them you wear say a size 40 regular They put your name birth date weight height neck and waist measurment and arm length into a com puter devised by Joe Silverberg the clothing president In 90 seconds out comes an 8 by 12 inch printout a picture of your outline showing all measurements in centimeters What a size 40 regular is to you will be found in a rack full of 102 centimeter suits I have much time The firing of a coach in this town is considered a very serious step To most people even worse than impeachment Is im portant that Politburo know all the facts because without football coach Washington is a weak and helpless giant want more? All Right George Allen had been coach of Redskins for seven years He has new contract he sign new con tractWhy he sign new contract? Because he wants to be coach of Los Angeles Rams A Yes Anya that is another footbal team in California I do not know why Allen wants to be coach of Los Angeles Rams more than he wants to be coach of ashington Redskins Is maybe something to do with Nixon Hold it Anya try to explain Allen is great friend of Nixon Nixon is great friend of Allen Nixon lives in California Allen always tell the truth Maybe he wants to be closer to Nixon on those occasions right Now you have that straight I have to hurry because I think the BI has almost found the booth So Allen is out of power and the second most terviewer from 1 happened in China The Chinese have dealt with virtually every socialproblem that you can imagine by fiat The one thing they haven't touched is cigarette Bourne is particularly concerned lest the Califano approach make the 60 million smokers feel like outcasts He argues that experience with treating drug addicts alcoholics and the men tally ill shows that more you stigmatize people in many instances the more difficult it is to get those people to over come the problem they Although Bourne ap plauds Califano's call for strengthened efforts to educate smokers about the hazards of their habit he said a number of studies that virtually everybody who smokes is already very aware of that information and that 60 per cent to 70 percent of the people who smoke want to quit a limit to what you can further achieve by telling people how bad the hazards Bourne also is skeptical about smoking cures saying success rate has been very with about 85 percent of thequitters returning to cigarettes within six months He said other ways should be found to people achieve what they would like to achieve Seeing a parallel with efforts to make driving suggestion that workers who do not smoke be of fered work space separate from those who do is some rather tenuous evidence that the inhaling of ambient smoke by non smokers may produce some health consequences" said IO Contains Iron And Sulphur By RANK CORMIER WASHINGTON (AP) The anti smoking drive launched by Joseph A Califano Jr the reformed smoker who is secretary of health education and welfare has gotten a decidedly mixed if not skeptical reaction at the White House Press secretary Jody i Powell gave it a mild endorsement while snuffing out one cigarette and igniting another at a daily news briefing Publicly President Carter has said nothing at all Privately the non smoking president has 1 decided not his fight 1 When an aide sent him a memo on the subject of smoking a few months ago Carter sent it back with a terse handwritten message: refuse to be drawn into this fruitless Another skeptic is Dr Peter Bourne the spacial assistant for health issues Bourne a psychiatrist finds much to applaud in personal crusade yet has deep misgivings about some of its aspects part of my skep powerful nation in the world has no one to coach its football teamBut this is very important President Williams plans to appoint one very fast so if we want to move the best time is noW when everybody in Washington is looking for new coach must believe me Anya every since the firing I hard a word about the Middle East negotiations the South Congress or the Panama Canal treaty This town has priorities and no one will do a thing until they know who the new Red skins leader will be is this important to the Kremlin? I'll tell you why Because Allen has left behind a team of wounded football players and no draft choices I said no draft choices make sure you get this correctly The Redskins have no draft choices until 1979 will you please wait? The US Army does not have a draft That is true Anya But the National ootball League he told an in still does Allen gave up ms draft choice because he said there was no tomorrow hang up on meHello operator I was cut off from KGB Headquarters in Soviet Union Oh never mindIf people in US un derstand what is hap pening in Washington how can I explain it 1:10 PTL PROORAM 1:00 QNEW8 1 RIDAY LOCAL IRING LINE LOVE AMERICAN STYLE NBA BASKETBALL 1:00 BO ID QUINCY RIDAY NIGHT MOVIES IRING LINE SOCCER MADE IN GERMANY 10:00 A A A A EPI NEWS DICK CAVETT SHOW (B LOWELL THOMAS REMEMBERS 10:30 a THE TONIGHT SHOW A BAR ETTA CBS LATE MOVIE A IN PURSUIT LIBERTY MOVIE 5 DICK CAVETT SHOW 11:00 700CLUB 11:30 MOVIE ABC CAPTIONED NEWS 11:40 MOVIE 12:00 THE MIDNIGHT SPECIAL A PTL PROGRAM 12:15 DARK SHADOWS 12:20 Packaged rose bushes ready for planting Hardy 2 grade Reg 159 roses are deli 1 44 cate fragrant 1 grade roses 266 Sulfate of ammonia for that green dream lawn ast acting nt Q99 trogen fertili zer 50 lbs co vers 5000 sqft (imiwtitH wwtbvHM) 779 5234 KGB understands football but football is beyond them Save 14 Michigan peat moss in 40 lb bags Stock up! 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