The Cincinnati Enquirer from Cincinnati, Ohio • Page 27

Mrt Oood-My poor man. ara yon mar ried? jlld Bpooner-No'm: I got die hunted from always bain' chased from place to Ik by pollca HIS CIMENBIOIl. I Puck you think parson Pray la a broad err" I don't know; ha'a cartalnly aa fjl Utug ona." a LITERALLY ACCEPTED. Un' tJ i Imua (solemnly Yea, tha poorwom-id- Peace to her ahe filfliiiitlciiss Cremated bay 7 TLU world si Oi other? "I any fear of tha Taaaal a.i amount of fear, ma'am but HEEOIO TEEATMEIT. I oapa la- very (Trutk i 11 are you rtnf to reform him? i M.irry him.

i Doe ha naad auch ha-trtiDnt aa tbatT 2. There you ara Ton Just leara hia feat stlektna- out. Ilka thr i nbun That shows yoa wbara ha'a buried. TEOTJBLED WITH New Terk Journal Tha Rarerend Have you ever thoucht aa-lioualy about your future life? Tba Irreverent Tou bat. And can de-edde whether to go to Puerto Rico or tha Philtpplnca.

SPOILED HI8 AIM. rfw Terk Journal Towna Whlla I wag traveling In tha Weat whiaky onca aaved my life. Browne How waa tbatT Town The deaperado who ahot at ma waa full. TEMPERATURE STUDY. rtndlmnapolla Journal fih Thwy say tkmX eold bavnda ara a akjn of a warm heart.

Ha Tea; and a aoed bottla la a aucn of a hot Uena. The Poet tore la Ilka arohary. Tou al- wayi aim for tha gold. Hie Ftanoea And yoa eaa't make It If your beaa la broke. TURF REFORMS A SUGGESTION.

liimcmu.il Really, I think harses should not ba allowed la the paddockl' THEN AND HOW. Tnrk Journal 1 Siiuht'speare said "the world' a Well, that may have been true Mftali ware's time, but at the present tif li world's awheel. a IN SPAIW. I Tur i Tiri l'Hsonar But why did the man? Iteiiirned Prisoner -Oaramba! The P'-i iTnultlnn our frieods, the Tankees! NONOOMMtTTAIa tltlcsao Nesra. AHorman Wife I see that the member Spaniih Cortes don't gat any salary i wonder how they Dvet lerm.m-Marla.

I never dlvuHre profes-serreia, especially Women. POOR THINGS. Puekl have their own troubles. Think they must feel when they bring In, tor a new hat. for which they -ulS weeks, and exclaim: "lit a new hat?" ZOOLOGICAL IChicago ttoeotd.

-nry. hen get ft Toa ttl iik "Weil, lioneaa." Cia. auatias to destroy yoar but act mars like a mad a OCTOBER J0Y8. Cbjcase lUoart.) load tha mantel shelf jw'ith autumn leaves ana tmsaee. baa taa-aUa kL im -u.

wamaa aa AT THE OOHQRE8SI0SAL FUNERAL. (Puekl Tha Xfoumef from Mlchlran Poof old bltrasrraaat Tm sorry he's rone. The Mourner from Mtsalaalppl Tea: he'd have enjoyed this whisky aa much aa any of us. a A SEETIMElfTAL BLUFF. CPat 1 "What Is a "A coquette ta a woman who pretends to be caprlcloua and Indifferent aoout srattinc married." EVEN THAT.

"Does aha accept his kmstail "No, ahe returns them." WOULDN'T 8TABD TRIFLII9. tPack-l Mrs. Fanner Whlffletree fsichlnr) Only think! Josh Johnson has bin so ins; with Bally eimpaon for nick 14 years an they hain't married ylt! Mrs. Parmer Swamproot (Indignantly) Tis! And Ulster Josh Johnson wants to be plauy careful and fit a move on hla or she'll right up and Jilt him. You can't trifle much with them gala, let ma ten yawl Vflaa Rnvy Oh, my dear, what a lovely pattern! Pray tail ma tha casma of your tat- REYI8ED.

tPsca. "As I was saying," said tha first man. "tn all thai ooonCry, from Main to Calif or- "areuaa saa," hirarrwptad tha THE REASON, tPllerenda BtaetteK "yoa as frota Mate ta orTES DO NE. (Par. I "What Is investigation, tjnoia Rod "InvsatisraUaaT Why, It ts hrmtiag oa a lot of Mama aad mxasaj tt aa asmabedy LMb.) Tha Csar-Hava ya sec lanr peaca mamreata? C3anoellor Tea.

Sire. "Ttteei let as taka op tha aatJsnaass tar Improved amy and Bavy I'jjjTjJI) 1 I I Vlaltor ta tba oas tha act eokw act wnt tha mk at am ksaad kata tha Uon'a tnostkt aaaaaarar-That act's poatpoaa. tou taa. tba mam waa Aass) ta tara aat aad tks taotharha. and hia taw a swallad that there ain't roata far It I taa Jaaka sasatsV I 27 THE STORY OF A DICKY BIBDI TEE MATTER WITH EDL 1 IJaeaal A DEHTION.

wxsizdo utzttiovs. Uttls Clarence At aches) tMe when Johnny Bquanch wa recttlng his piece, he said. "Dare to harm bat cm head that star at that wea't ta that poor glrt' hair and tba last iwawl hall be your nest!" Aa toe naafc that wis) area tba ta rae )ee tt. Mr. CeillperB-H'm! Wbti saas bbs to gat mixed up la that manner? Little Clarence Why, ha baa loot a front tooth, and I ri" tha wrong word leaked out of the hole before It ti Uwtr rasrular the famay.

a turn. that will that will soaks all tba smeH imrkai come to tba top. A CHILLY 8UGGESTI0I. A asaae that wia sound the mm to tha pearm aa tt (Pack-l A Owner Jm gotna; to change tba aaase of wai this flat building. I den't Ike "Tba Al- bambra" any mora.

What woold ba aa agv a Aa adjastasso Hag that wt.1 at tba me; the in 1 Tommy-Hullo, at, your bird dead? What a lark w1 tov ft tiiaml propnaie aamar Tanaat "Tha Klondike," wall bury It In a n. er-poi. Aa huts ace eurgeea eaa tail tba HOW IT HAPPENED. tticaraaca batwaaa a drmnaan wtth a traotarad akaU. THE ENQUIRER, CTSCTS AT16TJNT) AY, NOVEMBER 1898.

aaa-W aralaa that era rat aW bant aatac faroad aaa wlta "What la meant by dlvlatoa of labor, pa?" "Ifa when one man doaa the work aad another man tba money THE GETHTTUE METAL. llw Tork ioamal.l "Did bis word hay tha rifht Hn( about them?" Baked her mother. "Tea," said the 8et Toune Thine, "en- CJLremen tins." S. Dear Old NarlrbtaJ Aunt Oopher Well, there! I am dellghtfd! If thla Polyphoedla Isn't beKlnalnc to eprottt at laat, after all my trouble! There's a la patience and persevaranca for you. ommy.

der. THE SIMILARITY. IPoek.l Alrrrnon Tt strikes tbot footbaB Is a rreat deal Ika Wacnar. Ethl-Ivlk Warner? AUremoo Yea; you a got to pretend to Mice It waather you do or not! II A READY REMEDY. Uattgal Berk fllsteninc to a he eTOcktag te her eMcfceaa Doe'l talk so fast, btddy-ben.

an' than rea wea't stutter aa, datat yoa see? IPek.l Bald the big meat "Tau're a Uttla sea'UavJ dreir 8aad taa little maa: "Dean brasr aa baa stsel" Hit QUALOATIOI. "la roar candidate' thla hick effloa a araan whose ftatesmalp has been proved by years of experience positions of trust and responsibility r-(Doubtfully.) "I dm." "Possibly a reform some grand old Christian whoae life 1 been tested In the crucible of affliction- whole belnc on fire with tha rrmjideor moral Me as?" "Mebba, mebba." "A asaa of cbaraaincraoaallty T' Not exactly." GraceTul war No." "A tloa In debatar "No. no!" "Then to what In flues Thafa It. pard; you atruck It at Uat he smt lnflooence!" GERM IITILIGENOE. fTru If mlcrobea are eonvd In klssoa, It roes to ahow that nalci-obeare alive to tba ad vaataaTes of cheap aodaptd tranalt.

Vil bML SIWI'IH IBB 1 4. Auntie (the next morning) Well, In all my born days! Well, I-rell. there! If that rat hasn't clawed thaopocr Ankldorum Polyphoedla out of Its pot an eaten it! I never heard of such a thing. I shall certainly write to the Field I NOT RESPONSIBLE. 'I ste by the dictlona iry," said the for- elgner who was struggling V-lth the English language, "that 'unbend' means to and 'unbending' means "Don't Blaro me! replied his American friend, cheerfully; "I didn't write tha dictionary." HANDICAPPED.

Puck "I aint seen Sam at de races setice he wus married. He uaad ter ba a purty apohty boy." "Wal, sometimes tt am easier to be a epohty boy daa ta ba a polity marrasd DOOMED. (Puck. 'So. Dewey has sent two ships to China!" Well, he won't escape this time." 'Escape what" The editors.

They'll have piaoty of time to tell him Just what to do." WHOLLY FELISQLE88. "Don't you think tht Miss Smith sings with considerable feeilg?" "No, I don't; If she tad any feeling she wouldn't sing at all." THE NEW DESS OOAT. Captain Pompoaaum'S" pyrotechnic lngs are quite start ling in their effect! fac- Then a-hunting wa will go, A-huatineT wa will go. O'er hill aad e'er dale, at ear barn's sac I A-hnntlfig we wilt go. DEfiCETSUB A VERIO.

CPsok.1 "Tarewanr airfalmad. "Psrhapa WS ahalt aaaat ta taa ratara Ufa" Tha beautiful girl shuddered. "MJbdraaatt' aha saaerbd soorafttlty. "Ah, year faltared tha maa; "bat ywa bj'hm dewa ba a aroannUaa; tour, aoa't you ksaw." TEE LATEST. lusaj Polrtloiart -There Is a aaylnar.

you know. "I'd rather bo right than Prealdent SoMUer Wa aay now. "I'd rather ba wroosj taaa Bacratary of War." OUR BOOIAL DISTINCTIONS. (Chicago Newa) No. Alfred," she said.

"It is sales for you to plead. Under other circumstances I (eel that I could learn to love you. In deed, I admire you more than any other man that I have ever known; but there Is a social barrier between us that I dare net The young man hurried his face In his hands and hla strong form quivered with emotion. Tell me." he xroaned. at last, "what thla barrier la, and I will sweep It away." "Ah," she almost sobbed.

"I wish that you might, but It la Impossible! Your father made his money running a meat market, while mine Is the proprietor of a packing house." Then he went away heart-broken. He realised at last that caste Is mighty and will prevail, even In a land where men are born free and equal. a- HEREDITAEY INSTINCT. (Truth 1 Harlem Mann has discovered that his preference for residing In lUts is the direct result of heredity." How doea he make that out?" "He traced back hla family tree and found that his ancient ancestors ware cliff -dwell- AN UHBAPPY METAPHOR, Pvx-k 1 "What la that French officer so excited ami angry about?" "Sam' one, Intending to be compliment ary, fcpoke of htm aa having forged hia way to the fromt." TIMES HAVE CHANGED. (Judge Bobby My sister Is going to marry an English Earl.

Tommy Pooh, that's nothing! My sister's engaged to a Lieutenant In the United States Navy. A GLOSS CALCULATION. Patar FamlBaa (to ha kopefulr-John. If rea'va trot any tahtatiaii at marrytaa; that hefraas wv.h you troora hurry aa. Jast ng-ure out the Interest yoa ara by fat BOENXa OF STRIFE, -Any war seanes In that ow phvyr" "Was, there's a vtikt easair." ts 'WlbaTWsar aavaf ara rer aUOa taf "Ww dostn sar aa aassk asst kthsat aa aar TSOUAHT ES TIEW.

tPaeh.1 Hlrass I rlt deadhead tickets far dat satora on "What la Money Wantrr ro Jaaa ja "VTmU la Money Well. 1 may out I rvaaa I don't tactora to tall that I TEE OEITURY OF LIFE. (Pooa.1 A STORY WITHOUT WORDS. pied any Mia. aau taa Ehronle cyclist, "la oaa lone; bvrclej ride; our misfortune ara panc-turea, aad wa lire in hope of eeeana; a puoo- rureeeaa tire tn-eentac" Chaptar 1.

Chapter 2. WHEN THEY ARE LOUD. tChlearo Naw 1 BMdne Who was It wrote "Action speak louder than words?" Harper I don't know, but 111 bet the) tChlcsgo Nesrs Mrs. Blowlts And so your daughter Is unhappy? I'ra sorry to hear it. Haai't ahe got aa Indulgent bsosband? Mrs.

Oldham -Yes; that's the troabla About all he does ta to Indulge. YEBY TRUE. (Puck 1 Little Clarence Pa. what does "generally speaking" ateaa? Mr. Calllpars It swain owe of the prominent cfesu-actartstlcs of woman.

Xesktna A. na'a aat worth BataolasT aatU bar's tsuasd 40. Miss asashlnrfrra ITrtt toeklsai at after SOL (Ha fsaat mora at at at than evar aowj aaeat. er a HIl AN8WER. nessr York Jaaraal.) Mrs.

Oram Oooklns; as Trota her last-paper) I have joat been reading an ttata abeat a maa who tisdad ms other maa'a tfa Otd oiniii TTolit aesna suae for aoga. A SHOWING INERTIA. (Puck.1 yiiat Central Aiwarloan WaO, how's I) sals as aver la year country? Second Caatral AJnertcan DalL awfal datt. Oar revelations havea't half the at- thay weed to hava. HORRORS OF WAR.

ICMaace Peat.1 aha aatd refleetively. "hroutfht seaat harried, Drrasdaa." aa isaked. tan sis if ii si "but way oa i aVA. I -Btr-. afss: a Tharley-I think I am In love with bar ehler Jack-As the prjrb say: "Waat sua kaa want" EIS LAST ENGAGEMENT.

1 "Bhot throufrh tha hrrt was Private Jones; The path was steep and narrow" Jsay, reader, do nut h-d tear; The shot waa Cupid arrow. A CAREFUL PATIENT tlTtlana.l1 JKiraaJ 1 TTie Phyalan-Now. rm want to aleap thouarht occurred to him while he was try-1 always with your hend to the north. Ins? to sneak upstairs at 3 o'clook In the The Patlent-An' 1o It make any dlffer- morntng. I eave which way I put ma fate? THE JOYS OF HOUSE HUNTING.

HOW IT SHOULD BE. Oilouro Post 1 He had been thinking deeply for several minutes. 1 cannot sgree with the poet." he said finally, "when he bewails the fact that we cannot sc eorsetves aa others see us. I think he has It all wrong." "How would yoa change It?" she asked "Why, I think we ahouia rather aak for the power to make others see as aa wa see ourselves." ska has a perfect waist. TWO-FACED DUPLICITY.

(Paokl Museum Manager-Hare! Hera! What's alt this ractret aboat? What started It? Kubbar-Necked Man Why. the two-headed man got to making faces at himself. THE W10IO PLACE. (Paak.1 Ixvnar-Hatrad Peel I asa a called to Bditar-WaO, doa't eosae la this Is a aarbsr snap. bars.

"Can't Imagine what made the la-Tow sand asa ta look at Itl lie house close by en the opposite aide of tba way!" "Well, yos can't always have It your side!" TOO MUCH Ba Tery charming piare, certainly; but. hang there was a ana A TECHNICAL TOUT. tPaakJ fadga 'BRxaTd Tisusun; lead Uest. with gsrtosr) Wan. Iseas Ifsa my varaVt fa tba Batter myaatt that kn Caranar hts.

Ud Wossd Brflaa Ta Owe tSht. JedaatB yessraasaaiasaisssa. at T'he1 hands' pcrt Unknown." rU atv coma; The Chemsst-These pilules will. I think, cure gld-fllnsaa tt they doa't make yea feel better Til give yoi something else. lira Tou as Oh, they're aot for ma.

I weust comes home msrht after night hardly a hie to ataad rouad him. aad he thinks tt'e tadtgestloa. DONE BY A PAIR. (Krw Tork Jevroal.l "He says that his life waa mined by twe women." "How was that?" "One did not marry him, owe did." rMkg Ha, fam Hht a toatns. at aa airtltsgsi.

ar a ftabaa hgiglasa. VVv I 1 i 'V, 'V: Lsmhlsg for tfer avoar Ss Hit mm aaya erMrytaana; easaa A WORTHY OBJECT. tPsM "Mlatan weat seease aay ticket "Ttekst te What?" aa fcarih aaUrtalnaseai" "Waare tha sin ins tnas a i far' "Te aay taa a sSrtar. SCMtWEAT HAZY. (Paek-J ta yak kaaw JayanHthr asked aaray-baek.

-t so." hSfrftad tabobsr, "WaaTk his poUtVf "eta has aas- he's a HtlSlsa, II BPAH. lPsek.1 Tint Ctthwa What do this aui Dewey, anyhow? Bsoatod tarlssa He's a farvwaa. Xevar beard eg last Hay. WOULD tUTT EH. fPasb-l IwMII abeat historical at all aata THE 001IFED PflLCSCPfllX THaW said thsOsratad ValJiaat "ara watt Show ta taaka taa araatar ssasi hsi whack Is tha rsaaoa a wtissah isasrur aa Ms wttk a trUUaaT I.