Abilene Reporter-News from Abilene, Texas • 42

THE WESTERN WEEKLY SUNDAY JANUARY 16' 1927 FOUR TIMED er Costs Nothing Te prove this I will send piy GO WEST YOUNG MAN you a regular It famous Kuro home edy absolutely FREE if It cures pay UM Kuro WBt Kansas City Missouri 11s shove lritai psefawStM is fllTlLfim Moons Kssmct aslvtioa vU bs smsMaMUiBa jhioo tat Ins sni Ctar nitaSimcm tasSsTk sss si ssr IstktikmW nbrisrstaniMsril till MAJA SALES CORPORATION 1M WmteSM SL Bsri WWM tastaCLI anund a printing Frees under tho shads of a Juniper tree Well that is William Randolph White andhe is trying to get out tho Emporia Gasetta Its what tha Arizona Kicker used to bo Its pretty baron anund then outside of a school they bars then thit they call Tformal" But I doubt If It 1 BmaU Town Merchant Fred gamy WeH on tho way west from then Jtlet alnt nothing unless you look off to tha south when you -can Just seo tho fertile vegetation of 1 Oklahoma Things gnw Just about -up to when tho Una of Kansas starts In Wo kept a-going Just sags brush and cactus and Mosquito bushes On down Into New Mexico to when a fellow had some Navajo Blankets to sell It was called Albaquerqua This fellow's name that run tho nttle aton thine was Fred Harvey Right along then about this little section house of Albaquerquo why we commenced to run out of the desert and gradually things begin to get green and pretty and by the' time ere got to anoth-place when then was a switch when you passed trains things Wjia Just a booming from a vegetation standpoint You an out of the desert The switch was called Gallup Then on across Arisons Arisons is theonly state that has two Senators to on Congressman What a lucky thing for us they all have two Senators to ona Congressman! Just think If ninety cant ever agree what would a thousand do? They an doing a lot of argument over who Is going to dam up the Colorado River Wo liav lived sine 1411 without it being dammed but it looks like it needs Los Angeles ha sent got nough water for Movie peoples swimming pools and If wo an to have Pictures" why this dam Is almost neces- sary Will Hayes Is tor It and they hav got to give him what ha wants or ha wont manage their Campaign In II Wen tho trip from then on across Arizona and aasf of Los Angeles was Just ona Oasis' after another You can Just throw anything out and It will grow thcra like Arizona she la a real cattle conn- White Print a Paper la Esoporla i AT FACTORY PRICES HOMESTEAD MTUiOETWd tasm I9TAB MS American Desert was- and when It 'starts In It puts In a few miles of Cleveland Ohio Then you keep thnugh It right on through Toledo The Wills Knight blacksmith shop kinder breaks tha 'monotony for few hundred feat then and then yu aUn tha railroad sho look good Europeans all left the main lina to go sea tha Grand Canyon hut Americana went right on out to Long Beach They an waiting till they save enough to go to Europe and really sea something worth while But a great trip out hen and everybody should take it As I say jifter you get thnugh that Desert and unln-- tercsting part from Astabula to Just west of Dodge City would like to give this story a real Brisbane touch and believe I can do it and' be -In keeping with my own policy IleresJ hav been on this train for days and should get nothing but desert from into Niles Michigan when the train stops to' have them point out tho birthplace of Ring Lardncr Then Is a giant tree that marks the spot They water it with Gin to keep It alive Then you dont hit znuchvegltatlon till you gat to Cary Indiana That Is the town that Is responsible for tho optomiatlo spot of Judge Gary Gary and Bethlehem Fa have been responsible 'for two set speeches 1 that have- gone through' end stood tho gaff of a million banquets -as follows When I alt and from my BY WILL ROGERS (THIS 1 coin to read Under Ilka on of my old friend Arthur dally letter when ha 1 crossing the groat American Desert Arthur always toll you In a marveioualy Intel eating way' what he la looking out of tTie win Sow and seeing Now havcnt got: as much Imagination as Arthur orjny eyes an not as good or something' for It wont take at long to tell you what am looking out of the trlndow of this and seeing If I cant deacrlbs It at this mlnuto why I can wait till lato( this afternoon and look out and still bo able to describe it It win stni bo then no matter when you are But you oeor that what makes Mr Brisbane such a high salaried man la that ha canse The difference in our salary Is the difference In how much more he 'can sea than I ctn and tha things ho Is able to see that dont show ap at all for me forgot to ten you just what the great ru -observation and knowledgo tho coming year should bo the moot proapenua that wa hava ever encountered" Derlceo If' somebody Invent something that la cheaper than steel and Stool ever has a San Angelo Cow-Boy Boot Shop Forty yean hen in business All Boots guaranteed to have first elan material and to strictly hand-made Slid Concho Avenue San Angelo Texas hav been able to fly from Now York out hen in two days wish wo could taka an our Government to Europe Including tho President tho Senate end Congress end Just show them for a minute what the rest of tho world la doing Quick Ho- umPwhy then 1s going to ha two of' Wo an always 1 yapping about' being In u- such a hurry In this Country and it takes tho most useless after dinner speech REWARD wig be paid 1 Baf Solves folia to relievo Underground Treasures MOW AND WHERE TO FIND THEM FREE particular a Write TODAY INFORMATION INSTITUTE Desk 10 OJL 223 New York How to Keep Bowels Regulai on tho market that was over unleashed Then oho la barren again after you got out of this optomlam tin you hit Chicago You can toll before you got to It -You will hdar the shooting Pull down your blinds and turn on your ventilators -You will have to change trains flier as no train has ever mads up its mind to go through there Tho first Railroad that over doea taka you through there without a change would rather have stock in It than in General Motom Thor la no more reason why a person la a hurry to get from on end of our confluent to tho other should hav to changti cars In Chicago than there la In Rockford 111 Tho Santo Fa has a new train on now that cute the time down You leave Chicago in the night You see and you dont miss much till the next morning Out on the banka of tho Kiw there Is Kansu City Just a western Town set right up on soma hills They hav a new Depot In place of the old Grip Exchange they used to -have down In tho holler there Kansu City la a kind of a poet for Oklahoma and all that part Of Kansu that hu anything to trade If Jim Reed Is not there when you go through there la no use stopping Rut If ho la in tho village that day and ask him what ho think of tha Government as it is- 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