The Galveston Daily News from Galveston, Texas • Page 7

Wilson Hackett, Carson On Inside Track? Horoscope By FRANCES DRAKE In Ike wclloi In which your birth- diy comet tod llnd what your outlook It, iKtotbeiUn. NEW YORK BUDDY having the jolliest time of his life letting people reach the conclusion that he and JOHNNY CARSON somehow had "advance knowledge" that "Oliver!" and JACK ALBERTSON would win Oscars when they said so on a TV tape three hours before the envelopes were opened. Most people tbink they're playing a huge practical joke, or happened to make a lucky guess. Buddy puckers up Into a cupid smile and says, "Two out of two ain't bad." A CBS reporter queried Buddy who said, "1 got it from the SMOTHERS BROTHERS." A woman columnist kept grilling Buddy who said, "Look, you have your sources of information. I have my sources of information It got so that Buddy's wife SHERRY pulled him out of Danny's Hideaway the other night saying, "I'm taking him home; I want to find out about this myself." The Academy assured me from LA that the tie between KATHARINE HEPBURN and BARBRA STREISAND was an exact numerical tie.

that 3.030 members voted. I asked, "Do you maintain that only one person knnws thp result in advance?" The reply: "Price Waterhouse tells us there's only one person who knows the winners and we accept it." GREGORY PECK, president of the Academy, took off on a vacation the next day. Comedian MILT KAMEN, the famous 'uadiciur, no longer is. He and MARGOT BANKOFF. professor of philosophy at City College, were married April 8.

There'll probably be some jokes starting out, "Good morning. Professor darling" BILL COSBY's wife had that son he's been hoping for (at Cedars of Lebanon) and Bill's so happy he's in orbit. Named him WILLIAM HENRY COSBY III HILDEGARDE gives out about 25 dollar bills to her audience at the St. Regis Maisonette (and we all kept the money) MERV GRIFFIN goes off to Rome May 2 to film a special. He reports ARTHUR TREACHER does 50 kneebends a day at NY University Hospital.

All the Kriendlers and Bernses were very calm at 21 after the news the club had been sold to Ogden Development (Chuck Luckman) for a reported (10,000,000 and well they should be, for the famous restaurant will continue to be run by the Kriendlers and Bernses under a long term contract. The Ks Bs just get a little of the ready now, that's all. Jerry Berns told me the secret was so well kept' "because we didn't tell our wives." Men can keep a secret, Is the idea. DAVE GARROWAY introduced DR. JONES SALK: "When 1 was leaving to come here tonight, my son asked where 1 was going.

I said To a dinner for Dr. He asked, 'Who's Dr. 1 said. The man who found the vaccine for He said, 'What's DEC. 22 to JAN.

20 (Capricorn) A fine planetary day! Press for satisfactory, progressive action, but do not get ahead of yourself on your schedule. Especially favored: Domestic and family affairs. JAN. 21 lo FEB. IS (Aquarius) You have better planetary influences than some others now.

Nevertheless, you will have to hold Ihe line against irritability, irresponsibility and lack ol purposeful resolution. FEB. 20 to MARCH A A I I SWEAR I'LL PAY -16R) BAC ON FRIBAS MONDAY MOKNINU ffailg J'P Earl's Pearls TODAY'S BEST LAUGH: "Unemployed girls used to say they were models, now unemployed guys say they're running for mayor" ART PAUL. WISH I'D SAID THAT: There are two kinds of people those wiio arc saving for next summer's vacation, and those who are saving for last summer's vacation. REMEMBERED QUOTE: "When space travel becomes common, there will still be those of us who will be able to afford a vacation only on the dark side of the moon." EARL'S PEARLS: PETER SELLERS, portraying a British prime minister, had this line: "In this country is ono of the finest secret services in the world.

But it belongs to Russia." ROCKY GRAZ1ANO said at a "Personality" TV taping that his second toughest opponent was Tony Zale: "Mv first toughest was my wife." That's Earl, Brother! FOR MONDAY MARCH 21 to APRIL 20 (Aries) Equip yourself with the know how to step out and make new records. And DO see that your timing is right. You should have a pleasant day, with all good efforts paying off well. APRIL 21 to MAY 21 (Taurus) Old routines may prove more effectual than certain new ones which may be suggested now. However, be an astute judge, considering every factor, hint, clue.

MAY 22 to JUNE 21 (Gemini) Don't be impulsive about making changes unless you are certain they will prove beneficial. Intellectual pursuits especially favored. JUNE 22 to JULY 23 (Cancer) Start out under your own power, build up momentum, and you can make your own "breaks." Even if baffled by some turn of events, this should not deter you from following through on your ordained course. JULY 24 to AUG. 23 (Leo) Past experience may give you the clue to solution of a current problem.

Good solar influences should help you to make fine advances. AUG. 24 to SEPT. 23 (Virgo) Good planetary influences. Do not become involved in the confusion prevalent in certain areas.

Stride forward with a firm, steady step toward sound objectives. SEPT. 24 to OCT. 23 (Libra) If a certain activity is not producing effectively, drop it; but do not make such a change for MATERIAL reasons only. Be sure to consider other values.

OCT. 24 to NOV. 22 (Scorpio) Devoid of planetary cncour agcment now, you may tend to feel lost. But don't. Instead, accelerate, reactivate your interests, and you will land on safe shores.

Natives ol Scorpio are good at this. NOV. 23 to DEC. 21 (Sagittarius) You may run into an "odd" moment now, even one of doubt. Bui if you use your innate good judgment, (he way will clear.

Just avoid ness in handling ANY situation. 20 (Pisces) Some projects may stand still but, in general, there is a quickening of aclivity. Many factors are in your favor. Step up front with your innate modesty, but with confidence in youn knowledge. YOU BORN TODAY are roundly able, willing to concentrate until you have thoroughly an assignment.

You may be careless about details at times, but usually because of undue haste. You have perception and sensitivity to a high degree; make excellent surgeons, scientists, educators, artists and entertainers, and may well have two occupations going at once. Music enchants you, and you may even try your hand at composing as a hobby. You acquire knowledge quickly, have a relentive memory and can apply the ideas of others to suit your own needs in a most ingenious manner. Birthdate of; Queen Elizabeth 11.

of England; H. A. Taine. Fr. crilic, historian.

Island Stroke Club Forming Any stroke victim or persons who care for stroke patients arc invited to the monthly meeting of the Galveston Stroke Club at 7:30 m. Thursday in the Scaly Smith Professional Building. The program will be or chartering a stroke club Additional information about the organization is available at SO 2-1022. Asphalt in its natural form, probably (he result of petroleum evaporation, is found in large quantities in "asphalt lakes" in Trinidad. Stops Tormenting Rectal Itch Exclusive Formula Promptly Stops Itching, Burning and Relieves Pain of Piles In Most Cases colics or stinging astringents of any kind.

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I'M 50IN6 WITH YOU TO TIE THE LOGS TOGETHER. THOSE LOSS AKE. THINKING OF DICK VERY INTERESTING, CARL ROCK.THIS 15 SAM CATCHEM- SAM! BY WHOM? I'OU'RE CMS' r'ESWN I KNOu) ii'nO CAN TAkx Oi 001 Of ftiAxVEVNoA i CiOsC? fAVARM.