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Call 646-3682. WANTED Your butcher hogs. For daily hog market, call 646-1533. MARV'S HOG MARKET Marv Donkerslott, Owner 646-1533 WANTED TO BUY We will pay top prices for scrap iron, junk iron, or cast iron. Also unclean car-truck motors, batteries, radiators, copper and brass.

Delivered at our yard at 116 Liberia, Chillicothe, or our yard in Brookfield, known as Brookfield Iron Metal. Check our prices before you sell. Chillicothe, 646-5410 Residence, 646-3307 Brookfield, 258-7580 Wanted sewing work and babysitting. Call 646-0036, Marilyn Cranmer. 3-20 mower small motor repairs, tune up and overhauls.

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4-15 MEADVILLE Mis. Robert Holmdn By MRS. ROBERT HOLMAN Mrs. Beth Siegrist was hostess to the Rook Club March 8th. Seven members and one guest were present.

Score favors were won by Mrs. Monza Friesner and Mrs. Augusta Humphfres. Refreshments were served by the hostess. The next meeting will be in April with Mrs.

Friesner. Mrs. Maude Boyles was honored with a birthday dinner Sunday, March in the home of Mr. and John Lee Boyles. Other guests were Miss Mary Frances Boyles of Columbia, Mr.

and Mrs. Kenneth Boyles. Mr. and Mrs. Manley Buckman returned home Thursday of last week after two months in Fulton, Texas, which is close to Corpus Christi.

They returned home by the way of Galveston, Texas. Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Tate accompanied by Mr. and Mrs.

Gale Tate of Laredo flew to Portland, Saturday and returned home Monday. They visited their sister, Mrs. F. L. Gooch and family and Mr.

Gooch who is very ill. Mrs. Maude Boyles, Mr. and Ms. Kenneth Boyles spent a recent weekend with Mr.

and Mrs. Robert Boyles Evansdale. la. Miss Jennifer Ailor who is attending Missouri University- Columbia is spending the spring break with Mr. and Mrs.

Foster Ailor. Tony and Tracy Bowen were weekend guests of Mr. and SATURDAY Evening 6:00 2-4 Hee Haw 5 News 9 Lawrence Welk 41 Combat! 6:30 5 Wild Wild World of Animals 7:00 2-9 Partridge Family 4 in a Lifetime" 5 All in the Family 41 Maverick 7:30 2-9 ABC Theatre 5 M-A-S-H 8:00 5 Mary Tyler Moore 41 8:30 4 Games" 5 Bob Newhart 9:00 5 Carol Burnett 10:00 2-4-5-9 News 41 Movie Eddie" 10:30 2 Wrestling 4 Second Now" 5 9 Jack The Ripper 11:30 9 and Livingstone" 11:45 2 Bobby Goldsboro 12:15 2 12:30 5 News 12:35 5 Blood's Coffin 1 :30 9 ABC News 1:45 2 ABC News 2:00 2 News 2:35 5 Art Linkletter SUNDAY Morning 6:30 4 Faces of Religion FOR SUNDAY, MARCH 17, 1974 ARIES (March 21-April 19) Loosen up a little today. You tend to take yourself and others too seriously. Look for the lighter side.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Yield a bit if discussing with friends issues and philosophies not in accord with yours. They have points to make as well. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) You can't expect others to be free and lavish if you aren't equally generous with them. Give, in order to get. CANCER (June 21-July 22) Though it appears the other party is selfishly seeking to have his way, he feels the same about you.

Try to compromise today. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) You're likely to delegate a task today because you've neglected to do what you should have. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept.

22) If you're out among friends today, relax. Let yourself go. Minimize conversation that deals with weighty subjects. You'll bore them stiff. LIBRA (Sept.

23-Oct. 23) Your house will iack its usual warmth today. Those who enter will sense this unless you make an extra effort to put them at ease. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov.

22) This is a good day to take care of neglected correspondence. Write or phone those to whom you owe letters or calls. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) There's no time like the present to begin to be wise by living within your means.

Give the old budget another once-over. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You'll not want to be idle or feel penned-in today. It's best you 7:00 4 Rev.

Cleophus Robinson 5 This is the Life 9 News 41 The Story 7:15 2 Story of Jesus 7:20 2 News 7:30 2 Rex Humbard 4 Day of Discovery 5 Your Church and Mine 9 The Answer 41 Hour of Deliverance 8:00 4 Oral Roberts 5 Christ Unlimited 9 Insight 41 Jimmy Swaggat 8:30 2 Oral Roberts 4 Dr. Jerry Falwell 5 Day of Discovery 9 Treehouse Club 41 Kathryn Kuhlman 9:00 2 Bob Harrington 5 It Is Written 9 Dimensions in Black 41 Norman Vincent Peale 9:30 2 This is the Life 4 Hour of Power 5 Public Eye 9 Osmonds 41 Charles Blair's Better World 10:00 2 Faith for Today 5 Camera Three 9 H. R. Pufnstuf 41 Calvary Temple 10:30 2 Thy Kingdom Come 4 Rex Humbard 5 Face the Nation 9 Make a Wish 11:00 2 Focus on 5 Thirty Minutes 9 Lancer 41 Church of Christ 11:30 2 Revival Fires 4 Meet the Press 5 Movie Shorts 41 Herald of Truth Afternoon 12:00 2 Directions 4 Perspective 9 Wally's Workshop 41 American Horse and Horseman 12:30 2-9 Issues and Answers 4 Garner Ted Armstrong 5 Movie Shorts 1:00 2 American Sportsman 4 NHL Hockey 9 Hogan's Heroes 41 1:30 5 NBA Basketball 9 Wacky World of Jonathan Winters 1:45 2 Howard Cosell's Sports Magazine 2:00 2-9 ABC's Championship Auto Racing 3:00 41 One Step Beyond 3:30 2-41 Wide World of Sports 4 Focus on Minorities 9 Movie-'Walk Like a Dragon" 4:00 4 Other People, Other Places 5 Masters Tennis Tournament 4:30 4 That Good Ole Nashville Music 5:00 2 Lassie 4 News 41 American Sportsman 5:30 2 Lawrence Welk 4 NBC News 54 Dusty's Trail 9 Pin Busters 5:45 41 Howard Cosell's Sports Magazine 6:00 4 Untamed World 5 News 41 Jimmy Dean 6:30 2-9 FBI 4 World of Disney 5 Peanuts Cartoon 41 Dr. Gillespie" 7:00 5 The American Parade 7:30 2-9 Row" 4 McMillan and Wife 8:00 5 6 RMS Riv-Vu 8:30 41 Virginian 9:00 4 NBC News Presents 9:30 2 That Good Ole Nashville Music 5 Protectors 9 News 10:00 2 ABC News 4-5 News 9 Perry Mason 41 The Devil's Advocate 10:15 2 News 10:30 2 Boeing" 4 Johnny Carson 5 Sweet Ride" 11:00 9 Name of the Game 41 Target 11:30 41 One Step bBeyond 12:30 2-5 News 9 ABC News 12:35 5 City" SIDE GLANCES CHILLICOTHE CONSTITUTION-TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, MARCH 16, 1974 by Gill Fox Bulgaria PAGE 5 Answer to Previous Puzzle Mrs.

Robert Holman. Sunday have some outside activity Mr. and Mrs. Bill Bowen and Planned for yourself. Todd of Laclede additional guests.

were Gardeners: Don't nn Warm cuss with you. Up until now you 1 Ull Ifdllll been unable to get together, COLUMBIA, happens to trees and flowers if we get a freeze now? Don't worry about it. "It probably wouldn't cause much damage," notes Ray Rothenberger, University of Missouri-Columbia horticultural specialist. "All trees have secondary buds to replace those nipped by frost. A cold snap might set the trees back a bit, but that's all.

"If there is damage, just prune off dead parts." Rothenberger says many plants are flowering one to two weeks earlier than they have in any of the last three v.ears. Frost could kill new petals on plants like magnolias, but it won't hurt most later spring flowers. "We've already lost some peaches and forsythias around 1 says Rothenberger. "That happened when we hit early this year. These plants will leaf out.

but thev won't have any flowers unless their buds were protected by snow at the time." Rothenberger advises AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 19) You require mental discipline today or you'll see only shadows where you should see light. Be more positive. PISCES (Feb.

20-March 20) A friend has a serious matter to dis- ve but you can today. "Don't bring up Watergate, Fred. The 'in 1 thing is to argue about who stayed in line the longest to buy gasoline!" WANT ADS ACROSS 1 Bulgarian coin 4 Bulgarian farm product 8 Yugoslavia hounds it on the-12 High card 13 Operatic solo 14 Martian comh form i 15 Mr 's mate 16 Female ruminant 2 wds. i 18 Catches, as on shirts 20 Trials 21 Anger 22 Newts 24 Napoleon's refuge 26 Employer 27 Obese 30 Kx to lied 32 Venetian island 34 Woodland deities (myth 35 Sofia is capital of this-36 High card 37 Hostelries Lit tie demons 40 Molding Certain railways 42 Atmospheric disturbance 45 Kxallation 49 Army leader 51 Son (if Gad (Bib. I 52 English composer 53 Ardor 54 Oriental coin 55 Black (Fr.) i 56 Corded fabrics 57 Pedal digit DOWN 1 Bulgarian farm animal 2 Unbleached 3 Narthex 4 Indian boat 5 Algerian seaport 6 Washes lightly 7 Feminine nickname 8 Pay 9 Greek god of love 10 Place to sit 11 Toddlers 17 Yttrium oxide 19 Most of its is with the Soviet bloc 23 Flowerless plants 24 Feminine appellation 25 Secular 26 Italian community 28 On top of 40 Abalone 41 Merits 42 Scrutinize 43 Bull (Sp.) 44 All (comb, form) 46 Jump 29 Heavy weights 47 Mountain 31 Middle (comb, form) 33 With one end 48 Number raised 38 Sewing tool 50 Saul's uncle (Bib OUR BOARDING HOUSE with Major Hoople OUT OUR WAY by Neg Cochran IVE BEEN AUCTIONEER FOR 20 YEARS BUT THAT WA5 THE TOUGHEST 5ALE I'VE EVER I NEVER COULD'VE DONE IT WITHOUT YOUR HELP! I LOST A.

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Charolais Breeders Plan State Events The Stage is set, the props are in place and the actors are ready for the curtain to go up on the llth annual Missouri Charolais Breeders Association and meeting to be held in Columbia, March 30 and 31. The University of Missouri Livestock Center will be the site for the 8:30 a.m. pre-sale show of choice Charolais cattle consigned by top Missouri Charolais breeders. Miss Penny Nash, Miss Charolais, U.S.A., will be travelling to Missouri from Winston-Salem, N. to hand out ribbons and trophies at the show.

Miss Nash will growing plants such as roses in case of a sudden cpjd snap. Consignors to the MCBA sale include Howard Larkin and Son, Wigfield Charolais and Williams Brothers, Chillicothe, Washington Merry-Go-Round 1 the Greek Snyder, the famous Las Vegas oddsmaker, is giving odds that President Nixon will not be impeached by the House of Representatives. The Greek has never called a presidential election wrong since the Truman-Dewey upset in 1948. Because of his uncanny accuracy, we published Jimmy's political odds exclusively throughout the 1972 campaign. Early in February, the Greek wrote a personal letter to each member of the House of Representatives.

He enclosed a confidential poll card and a stamped, self-addressed envelope. By this week, he had received a phenomenal 70.4 per cent response. Of those representatives who responded, 91 checked the box indicating they were "against" impeachment of the President. Sixty-four favored impeachment. Twenty-four "leaned toward" impeaching; 23 "leaned against." Seventy-five marked the "undecided" box.

In addition to the poll cards, Jimmy received personal letters from 28 representatives who explained they had not made up their minds on the impeachment question because they had not heard the evidence. The Greek dropped these into the "undecided" column, bringing that total to 103. Using these figures and a dash of black magic, Jimmy has painstakingly calculated his odds, which were figured two days before the most recent Watergate indictments were handed down. Says the Greek: "I personally figured the odds are now 50 to 1 that Nixon will not be impreached by the Hours." Jimmy then took his figures to his own computer expert, who put the odds at 100 to 1 against impeachment. The odds against both impeachment and conviction, says the Greek, are a prohibitive 1000 to 1 against.

FOOTNOTE: Jimmy hastens to emphasize that his odds reflect the political situation as it existed in early March. Any new indictments on Watergate exposes, he says, could drastically alter the figures. WAITING COUNTERFEITERS: Federal investigators have picked up reports that counterfeiters are licking their lips over the propsect of reproducing phony gas ration coupons. Three counterfeiters in the New York area alone, according to the confidential reports, are anticipating a big business in counterfeit coupons. One of the three firms prieinallv selected by the federal government to print 1.1 billion gas rationing coupons lost six bins of securities three years ago to Mafia stock thieves.

Ever since this horrendous heist, millions worth of spurious stocks, bonds and other securities have been appearing all over the world. The company whose securities were raided, Jeffries Banknote of Los Angeles, has now lost the contract to print gas coupons. It's not that the government fears its coupons will be carted off by the bin load, for the company's security is tighter now. But the Jeffries presses can't handle the special coupon work. The Federal Energy Office had hoped that the Bureau of Engraving, which has had only one substantial loss in some 25 years, could print all 4.8 billion coupons, a three-month supply.

But the Bureau of Engraving could handle only 3.7 billion of the coupons in time. The three private printers, therefore, were approached. Jeffries dropped out a few weeks ago. The second company, American Banknote, once temporarily lost $500,000 in Bank of Mexico notes to thieves and was robbed of $250,000 from its English plant. But for almost 10 years its permanent losses in the United States have totaled less than $10,000.

U.S. Banknote, the third company, has had virtually no losses. Several shipments of bank notes have been diverted or plundered, however, after they left the safety of the banknote firms themselves. These stolen securities subsequently have been sold or used as collateral by organized crime. Federal agents, meanwhile, are working out techniques to try to forestall similar thefts of gas coupons.

FOOTNO.TE: To keep tabs on the problem, Senate Investigations Chairman Henry Jackson, has assigned his Mafia specialist, Philip Manuel, to quietly check out the CAMPUS CLATTER with BIMO BURNS by Larry Lewis THAT'S A $450 STEREO SYSTEM FRANK AND ERNEST by Bob Thaves Be HAPPY TO COH SI YOU AS A CUSTOMER, SIR dUST FILL OUT THIS APPLICATION WINTHROP by Dick Cavalli SOMETIMES I WQNDER WHY I BOTHER TO DO THIS. ALL ALONE UP HERE, UNSEEN, UNNOTICED, AND KOHOUTEK. CAPTAIN EASY by Crooks Lawrence Almost 52 million carats of and Shoop'of P' ants and tneir deuverv systems. The Nixon Administration diamonds were mined in 1970. 0 thviUe.

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