The Daily Herald from Provo, Utah • Page 10

PAGE TWO NING AY 1, 1 9-3 6 SECTION TWO Every Aftenmm except JUtprtay SMtay Moraine Published by the Herald Corporation, 60 South First West street, Prove, Utah. Entered aa second-class matter at the postoffice In Proyo, Utah, under act of March 3, 1879. Oilman, Nicoll Ruthman. National Advertising "Proclaim representatives, New York. San Francisco, Liberty Boston, Los Angeles, Seattle, Chicago, through all 'Member United Press, N.

E. A. Western the and the Scripps League of Newspapers. Subscription carrier In Utah county The Llbertv cents t-ie month, 12.75 for six months, In advance; Bell J5.00 the year in advance; by mall Vn Utah county, in advance, outside Utah couiity, Selfishness to Blame for League Failure If you 'listen carefully these days you can hear our friends beyond the Atlantic first of that old, familiar song about how the League of Nations is being crippled because the selfish, 'thoughtless Americans aren pitching in and doing their part to make it work. Europe has sung that song, off and since the 1920 presidential Right now the chorus is being raised with renewed vigor, and many honest Americans thereby are being made to.

feel sorrowful. Admittedly the league is in a bad way. Admittedly, also, the United States has never climbed on the league bandwagon. Is the second of these tw.o facts responsible for the first? It was our own Secretary of State Stimson who called on the league for action some four or five years ago, when Japan was marching into Manchukuo in defiance of a whole armful of treaties. Here was an ideal case for league action; here, too, the United States was not only willing, but anxious, to co-operate.

So what happened? The French and the English, those high-souled believers in the sanctity of treaties and the beauties of collective action against aggressor states, simply couldn't be bothered. They looked the other way so pointedly that our Mr. Stimson was left 'way out on a limb, to his vast embarrassment. The Japanese ahead with their program-as unhampered by collective action as if the league had never been invented. A few years passed and Mussolini sent his troops into Ethiopia.

This time England suddenly awoke to the need for collective being in the back yard-of a private English demanded action. The French couldn't see it. They might need Mussolini, later on; so they approached the council table with all the reluctance of a country bridegroom at a shotgun wedding, and the upshot was that Mussolini had his way. More recently, German troops marched into the Rhineland. This time 'it was France which suddenly discovered the sanctity of treaties and the need for international action, and the British who displayed a coy shyness in the matter.

While the argument went the Germans kept on marching. As before, the result was a complete lack of action. It is against this background that European statesmen and publicists are beginning once more to accuse the United States of wrecking the league by refusing to play-its proper part. It would be tragic if, any American were foojed this'kind of-talk. The league has failed in its great appprtunities because the English and the French have sought to use it, not as an instrument for keeping the peace, but as a means of advancing their own national If the league is not what it might have been, they can blame their own selfishness.

The Quota Of Immigration A measure is before the senate which would allow aliens who have lived in the United States for ten years to remain here, if they have not committed a crime. There is a dangerous policy involved in that scheme. It puts a premium on the alien's ability to slip across our borders and keep out of the clutches of immigration authorities for ten years. If he did that, under the proposed plan, he could not be deported. During the last century, we welcomed one and all to our shores.

Now, as the country filled up, we have become less open in our invitation to the world. Within limits, we still invite the fit, and those who have ability to support themselves and to keep up the American standard of living. We regulate this flow, however, by the quota system. This is flexible, and subject to change as economic conditions additional 1 consideration to aliens should be given thru the legalized quota plan, rather than by dangling the prize of permanent residence for those who can escape detection within our borders for ten years. GLANCES George Clark -Silas Howdy, folks! Li'l Gee Gee has a sriiair sailboat oh Utah Lake that.is so 'tippy that it capsizes every times she sneezes in to the mainsail.

Li'l Gee Gee is thinking of'In- stalling an electric tan pn the af ter-dfeck of her boat to furnish a when the craft Becomes becalmeO. I MUD HOLLOW I NEWS i MUD HOLLOW OF Grump, pioneer' business this is making big money these days, buying wornbut ping- pong' balls, making them over into celluloid collars, and selling them to the fancy-dressing dudes that hang around Dunkeldorffs.Drug- store, i- Li'l Gee Gee grows more absent-minded every day. This morning she came down to the office looking like heck. made a mistake arid eye-penciled her mouth and lip-sticked her eyes. BEAUTY ITEM A sardine spied a whale, The whale was big and round and fat; The'sardine said, "I'm glad I haven't got a shape like that!" 1 3JL' 2JL it' i Today's dumtoell is flapper' who thinks that a cubist' is a Every small" town has a genius who.

thinks he can repair his own watch with a pocket-knife. mp urn OUT OUR WAY BY WILLIAMS THE THRILL MUNTER5 T. M. IKG. O.

S. fAT. BY NEA SERVICE. INC. NOW YOU TELL ONE Baseball player: "That uinpire is terrible.

That third strike on was two feet over my head." A garage 'fire in Denver destroyed more than 30 automp Many families lost everything they had. POKER POEM (By Joe Bungstarter) I held two kings, quire big and stout, dropped but, I bet three cents for bait, Three loud-vocied then dropped out, The other caught a straight. Abigail Applesauce says: You of the treasury under President Ftllmore, was one day speaking srss, ss man. Or from a hungry woman. Or from a woman who isn't hungry." ''Your deal.

Bright Moments IN GREAT LIVES Thomas Corwin, the Ohio senator, who served as secretary tician, whom he had heard joking with the crowd. To the young man he said: "Don't my boy. You should always remember that the crowd looks up to the ringmaster arid down: to the' clown. The clown is 'the more clever fellow of the two, but -he is despised. If you would succeed in life you must be solemn, solemn as an ass.

All the great monuments on earth have been built over solemn asses." -s- TA CRATG by N.rd BEGIN HERB TODAY JULIA CRAIG, pretty young to GEORUE tt'OOD- FOI1O of- firm at Woodford nad to become a "Inner. AMY. SANDERS. ivlln flkom JnHn nhnren apartment. eonrnicra her thin.

Je.Ha*> If Jje is not quite we will find it out soon enough." Woodford nnd 'ln lorr with Jnlln nnd linn nufcefl hrr to marry him. hnf Jnlln tifrm hln She frier In dMrrmlned hr- rnmr ulnirrr find" itgrrrm Klvr ttrr of To hi. friend. HKWHI.JNAMB.;*""* Irndrr.nt fhe tlrern NOW GO Wl-TH THE STOHt CHAPTER ni AVING made bis promise. Peter seemed to hesitate.

Then he said. "If Henri Lamb doesn't elve you a tob. wnryou marry me?" HP saw the sudden dismay In Jntla'p eyes, and added Just pretend 1 didn't ask YOU. 1 think it was the 13th time, and that would be unlucky." Julia laughed. "It would be.

at least for time. Peter. I'M try hard to persuade Henri Lnmb try me but at the Green Club. Bnt even If he won't--! don't think I'd quit trying so; soon." Next day Julia realized that her Ideas about -breaking Into night club entertaining had been some vague. In the cold light of morning she saw that It was her spirited argument with Amy which had crystallized the ambition eo quickly.

Amy and JuHa never breakfasted In the apartment It was their In variable habit to drop In at a small restaurant on the way to work Julia's morning fare was orange juice, toast, and Amy. who bad a tendency tfc curve In what she humorously caliefl "the wrong place," kept rigidly to a fcreakfast diet of orange It was over the rim of an orange juice'glass that she looked at Julia now. "Well." she asked qnlszlcally. "Still want to be the female Crosby this morning?" Julia nodded. "Peter knows Henri Lamb.

-He's going to give me a letter to him." i "Darned If you don't mea'n It!" exclaimed Amy in thought maybe you were Just ting on an act last night; 1 feel like trying to crash-this movies then good night's sleep 1 get over the Idea." two left the entrance to the restaurant- Amy to the gown shop, and JiiH? hurrying toward the tall building on whose top floor rested the offices of Woodford It was one of the largest law. firms In the city, and Its personnel was a much more complicated than the name Indicated. hisijpa'rtner employed' a veritable: corps tf young for each'one there was In addition to the telephone 'girl and "flHng clerks. as Julia Craig had the most enviable of all glrifar But there was a stifling routine "boiii the "work that 'she did anil worried her most thought being 1ft AVobqfofirs paneled brace'for years pfi" ii cell and "sheroihn milted to ic for a crime of- which "hadTieve'f ia "US Teceptlon Sit Julia read. 'When you a ttyout remember I'm in love her Peter Kemp.

He smiled his good'i left office by the side door Into morning, ana itook eealed felope from his 'pocket On Us face was neatly typed "Mr. Henri Lamb. The1 tbinkC Peter returned h'lsBmlle. "I appreciate this a lot." okay;" Kemp told her. "it you're sure It's what you want, then I'm glad If i can help.

Henrfs office 18 on. the second-floor of the cliib" I'think the best time to catch him Is about 3 in the after- noobi I'll have to ask Mr. Wood- fopli. tp let me off." grinned. "MJeast you're Ing to give up your flret." ybe 1 should.

Julia -Nbnaense. Julia, Woodford's put of over lay. Why don't you run afternoon?" repeated Julia. ffigLteM little at the thought 1 think 1 will." Kemp, patted her arm. "Good girl.

Ilipb luck. TC I'll need it." Abd the neat little electric 6b her desk told-Julia It waV jo'mluutes qntlli. she did feel if g'ht would need the luck tn 1 than sh? badf ever beeo In hef life, she ailed was the limtrtett and most recent In her wtrdrpbe. Then, with a Iftod CE refill look Into tb6 oilr- the 'hallway. OWNSTAIRS she decided on the extravagance of a taxL "After all," she thought.

"1 don't want to be out of breath when 1 get there." The taxi drew her up before the Green Club some minutes before 3. But Julia paid the driver hurriedly and walked briskly into the build ing. She had managed to screw her courage to the sticking point, and she wanted to face Henri Lamb while It was still there. The pastel-green facade of the building was familiar to her. and she found the wide doors closed but yielding to her touch.

When she had stepped Inside she astonished at the sight that her eyes. The big room was illuminated eerily from only high, small ventilating windows near tbe ceiling. Cloths were 'gone from the tables set bb tiers above the rather small'dance the chairs were stacked atop the tables. ID the center of the platform she saw the thin metal standard with its microphone at the top. "l.wbn.

-Julia thought, Vif I'll" be' standing there, singing to people In Involuntarily, she sought "letter Peter Kemp bad given net. HoldingMl as If It were a talisman, she toward the stairway which she guessed would lead to il DUV rpr, fSi BdcMearPeteri letter tot mart offlcei- WHbla- wt- prisiogly few steps she was In a tiny ante-room which held only ibree Uings puolograpb ot Henri Lamb and bia orchestra, scarred bench, and a very young man who sat on the end of tbe hench smoking a clgaret He surveyed critically, and eaid. Yoii'want to Lanibr "Yes." she 'faltered. More than once she had faced Irate Woodford clients and turned them away But somehow she was afraid of this very young man. "1 a letter to him." "Ill take It In." the young man said, holding out his hand for It In a very short time he was facing her again.

"Come on in," he said. "Mr. Lamb'll see you." HE quick of Peter's let ter gave Julia Immeasurable ourage. She found Henri Lamb a -hort, heavy; dapper Individual lost much of bis pwsonallty of the black Jacket In which he led his band. Bui ha seemed sincere, and Julia liked him.

"Friend of Pete's, ehT Ever do any professional singing?" Julia had to admit she hadn't "Well, maybe that's all the better." He turned to the door. "Jim Jim. turn the the mike. Then go dowiT and play for Miss Crelg. She feels like singing." "Okay." Jim said.

Then to Julia: d'yon want to.sing?^ "I know most -of the new things." She looked at Henri Lamb. "How about 'Accent on Youth'?" -Lamb noddefl. "Thafa a gooO number. Let's have it And leave your hat here. I want to see your hair under the spot" When JuHa removed her hat he gave a little exclamation of approval.

"Say. that ought to look good!" As Julia went downstairs and across empty dance floor to the platform, she walked as one In a trance. TDB spotlight was blind Ing at flrst but she was grateful for It because It hid the big emptiness of the It hid; loo, the disconcerting "figure of Camb. But when Jim started In at the piano. JuHa forgot everything 'but the 'plaintive, haunting; song.

And sha sang It well. She kdew On the final chqrfis, Henri Lamb walked close to the microphone. When she had finished. patted her hand. But he was shaklnu his head.

too. and she heard him say: "Not yet But you're coming "You mean won't dof "1'tc afraid that's it" Ha looked at her seriously. "It's a lough racket, anyhow, girlie, Why don't you. forgel It?" Stammering her thanks, her eyet filming with tears n-umlllatlon Julia rushed froto platfOi'ni She was almost out the she remembered she -had left her Iiat upstairs. She ran tor It hop Ing she" wonldo't confront Henrf.

lamb again. Beside her hat on his littered desk she saw the half-open letter which Peter Kemp had written to Lamb. Pfter' had typed out clear capitals -which even glance could oot miss, it said: DEAR HENRI JULIA CRAIG WHO TP SINO IN YOUR CLOa WHEN VOU G1VB HER A TRYOUT I WISH YOU'D REMEMBER I'M IN LOVB WITH HER ANP WANT HER TO BB A SINGER, (Continued trom Page One) come from 'investment in General Motors Corporation, quarter 1935; first quarter 1936, rrorn General Motors, first quarter 1935, first quarter 1936, $4,925,954. Total 'net income, first quarter 1935. -first quarter 1936, $14,713,782.

Amount earned per share of stock, first quarter 1935, first quarter 1936, $1.21. SURPLUS ACCOUNT Surplus at of year, 1936, 1936, $196,312.228. on debenture stock, 1936, 1936, $1,639,396. Dividend on common stock, 1936 1936, $9,954,563. Surplus at 31.

1935, 1936, $213,432,051. of Franklin Roosevelt, (some reports have them engaged) is Ethel du- Pont, an heiress of these millions. I BOONDOGGLING? At his press conference a newsman asked Secretary Morgenthau: "How you explain the continued rise in price Of government bonds the last few days Is the treasury planning a new bond issue?" "No, but the explanation is very simple," said Morgenthau, with a twinkle in nls eye. "After the President's speech in Baltimore the young people of the country were so buoyed up with confidence in the future that they went out and invested in government "Huh," grunted the reporter, fwhat have- they been buying them relief money?" I HOLLYWOOD SEDITION Motion, picture actors and authors are stirring up a lot of backfire against Red-hunting Congressman Charles Kramer and his sedition bill, which would put free speech back to the days of A. Mitchell Palmer.

Those gunning for him include Groucho Marx, Irving Berlin, Morrie Ryskind and Oscar Hammerstein n. Out in his includes Hollywood Kramer is having a lot of difficulties, and it looks as if his political days were numbered. MERRY-GO-ROUND Without benefit of clergy, the senate is galloping" along toward adjournment. Only twice since January 16 has it called upon the services of its chaplain. Reverend ZeBarney T.

Phillips, to open de "Tigers attack man at Detroit circus." It seems a bit unfair, if the umpire, was minding his own business. A Michigan man poured kerosene on 'his clothing and ignited it. A less. speedy tfut more satisfactory plan, these days, is just to hug the furnace. The way they hurl it about, you'd think politicians had never heard of soil conservation.

A soviet girl who makes delayed parachute jumps says that, on her hops, she had never seen "a trace, of Divine Being." She might try a longer delay. The season approaches when a girl will have the choice of listening to, or walking through, slush. The first U. S. Secretary of Agriculture was Jeremiah McLain Rusk, who served under President Harrison from 1889 to 1893.

with prayer Joe Robinson; Democratic leader of the senate, always brings a lighted cigar to the floor of the chamber, smokes it until the stroke of noon, when the gavel falls Alfred E. Smith has an office on the seventh floor of the Walker Johnson building, under Harry Hopkins. He is a negro, charged with handling correspondence with negroes on WPA Plant specialists in agriculture advise shippers of fresh vegetables' to "warm up" their ice before shipping, lest it freeze the vegetables in transit Professor Thomas Nixon Carver, head of the newly formed Trust, is an ardent dry Agriculture officials complain that there is no senator thoroughly acquainted with the problems of the cotton belt. They think that South Carolina's Senator Ellison D. Smith, 'in spite of his soubriquet, "Cotton Ed," has not kept abreast of the time.

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